Holistic Nutritionist Who Believes

We need to stop normalizing fatigue, surviving on thrice-reheated coffee, and pretending we’re doing so great when we’re crashing on the inside.

It’s fine. You’re fine. Everything’s fine…right?

Hi, I’m Kim Perez

Functional Nutritional Therapy Practitioner & Holistic Nutritionist

As a nutrition practitioner for moms who’s also a mom trying to run a business, eat well, stay strong, go on her silly little mental health walks, and take care of everyone else while trying to remember who the hell she is throughout it all, I can promise you this:

If it’s not practical, there’s really no point.

For the record, I’m as mad as you are about that. But unfortunately, motherhood just isn’t compatible with hours of elaborate meal prep, sacrificing your already-limited sleep for 4 a.m. workouts, or supplement stacks that leave no room in your grocery budget for the 48 lbs of fruit your kids somehow consume each week.

You don’t just deserve a mom-friendly approach to health — your life requires it.

It’s perfectly okay that this is the season of:

  • Having the same (energy-boosting, blood-sugar-stabilizing) breakfast on repeat
  • Dropping your weights mid-set to pry the remote out of your toddler’s mouth
  • Wondering if you’ll ever have the energy for sex again, in the 20 whole minutes between the kids’ bedtime and yours 

And it doesn’t mean you’re doing a bad job!

It just means that you’ll need a holistic nutritionist who can help you account for your real life, instead of ignoring it.

As the mom of two boys, I’m not just saying I get it — I get it in a sleep-deprived, time-crunched, “Buddy, I said we don’t climb the fridge” kind of way.

Street Cred

I’ve been practicing functional and holistic nutrition since 2015, and have supported hundreds of women in building a foundation for health that holds up to real life.

Experience

Functional Nutritional Therapy Practitioner (FNTP), Restorative Wellness Practitioner (RWP), Root Cause Protocol Consultant (RCPC)

Credentials

Master’s Degree in Health Education & Promotion

Education

Serving Clients Since 2015

MY BACKGROUND

MY APPROACH

Habits aren’t “good” just because you can sustain them — they also need to sustain you.

In my experienced (but still humble) opinion, there’s far too much emphasis placed on our ability to create habits, trying the latest ~biohack~, or the “workout that let me build 20 lbs of muscle in 20 minutes!” — and far too little focus on whether those habits are ones that will help us in the long run.

We need to aim higher than “surviving” phases of parenting and only feeling better in the short term.

Because unfortunately, they were right: this won’t last forever. 

The real goal is to have the energy and strength to show up for everything now and that comes later, like picking up your grandkids, traveling in your 60s, still feeling like you in a few years — or decades.

The foundation we build here is what will carry you there (and as I always say, I want to be here for a good time and a long time — taking care of your body helps you have both).

My approach to wellness is as layered as your life.

  • I’ll always take your health history into consideration, and look at the whole picture.
  • I don’t make supplement recommendations just to make a sale.
  • My approach always prioritizes pleasure — no foods, routines, or workouts you hate.
  • I’ll never make you pick a side between “traditional” health and the “crunchy” stuff — there’s room for both
  • I offer advice and strategies that fit into your real life as a busy mom 

Hills I'll die on

Your kids’ leftover PB&J crusts and pre-tasted Goldfish don’t count as nourishing your body.

It’s not normal to always need a nap after playing with your kids for a few hours.

Taking the wrong supplements for your body is likely doing more harm than good.

Rest & pleasure are some of the most worthwhile acts of rebellion we can possibly pursue.


You can’t balance your hormones without balancing your blood sugar & minerals.

A (Maybe-Too-Realistic) Day In The Life

6:00 AM

Morning Routine (I Know, I Know)

I need you to know that I have a morning routine out of necessity, not because I really do spring out of bed ready to make the day my bitch (I do not. Sue me).

But this IS the time where I grab some supplements, the same overnight oats I eat every morning (the cute jars DO help, they were right about that), make a big-ass potion water (read: electrolytes), and try to get my shit together before my kids wake up whenever it’s possible — which, for the record, is not and never will be every day.

8:00 AM

Kid Hand-Off & Work Block

Everyone’s either off at school or hanging with a grandparent, so it’s time for me to get to work seeing clients, analyzing test results, writing protocols, and creating content — with non-negotiable snack & meal breaks, because mama’s got blood sugar to regulate and a metabolism to fuel.

12:00 PM

Work Out With My Personal Trainer Toddler

I did not wake up early enough to hand off my sleeping toddler to my husband and sneak to the gym, so we’re getting in a good old-fashioned home workout by turning on Bluey — and I'm thanking my lucky stars that my son isn't strong enough (yet) to move my kettlebells and can be kept semi-busy with a random handful of measuring cups and cereal (for now).

4:00 PM

Family Time

It sounds so wholesome (and sometimes it is!), but oftentimes the 4-7 pm window is a blur of kid activities, snacks and dinner, taking deeeeeep breaths, “just one more!” book at bedtime, and finallyyyy kicking it on the couch.

7:30 PM

The Analog Basket

After my kids crash, it’s time to pull out my Analog Basket — AKA, the collection of puzzles, tiny crafts, and other activities I made in an attempt to reduce my own screentime that actually worked??? I’ll usually mess with this or whatever TV show my husband and I are bingeing (with a side of cereal & milk) until my own early bedtime, because sleep really IS everything.

Ready to put down some roots?

It sounds cheesy to say — but you really don’t have to feel like this forever, and you aren’t alone on this journey. I’m here to help you get the answers, plans, and occasional kick in the ass you need to take good care of your body and actually enjoy being in it again.

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